On the way from the grocery store, I was checking to see what Josiah wanted for lunch.<\/p>\n
“Would you like a roly-poly with cucumbers?”<\/p>\n
“No, I want a roly poly with cucumbers AND a hot dog AND chicken fingers.”<\/p>\n
I chuckled and asked, “Who do you think I am?”, thinking, possibly a short-order cook.<\/p>\n
“You’re my MOMMY!” he said.<\/p>\n
Yes. Yes, indeed I am. And I’m darn lucky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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