{"id":17,"date":"2004-11-17T12:13:01","date_gmt":"2004-11-17T17:13:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toonesalive.com\/blog\/family\/?p=17"},"modified":"2004-11-17T12:13:01","modified_gmt":"2004-11-17T17:13:01","slug":"Crazy Milk Adventures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.toonesalive.com\/blog\/family\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":"Crazy Milk Adventures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Read on only if you want a glimpse of &#8220;real life&#8221; as a working\/pumping mom:)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/photos\/family\/apod\/day058-puppytummy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/photos\/family\/apod\/day058-puppytummy-sm.jpg\" height=150 width=200 border=1 hspace=5 vspace=5 align=left><\/a>Before I dive into the adventure, here&#8217;s a glimpse of Analise &#8220;Puppy&#8221; Toone on her belly.  She&#8217;s now rolling over and she&#8217;s pretty pleased with her new talent!  The hat is one we just got on sale at Baby Gap:)<\/p>\n<p>Last Thursday, (after a rough start to the day, which you&#8217;ll hear about soon) I realized that I&#8217;d forgotten to bring empty bottles to bring the milk I pump at work home.  Grr&#8230;  Anyone that&#8217;s breastfed will realize that milk is like &#8220;gold&#8221;&#8230; and you hate to dump it and you can&#8217;t just NOT pump.  I thought I would have to dump the milk since I had no way to carry it home, but then I found a solution;)  So here&#8217;s a conversation I had with Brian on Instant Messenger just before going to pump.  <\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#FFFFCC\" bordercolor=\"#999999\"> <b><font color=\"#FF0000\">Kristine:<\/font><\/b><br \/>\n      you&#8217;d freak out if I brought milk home in a coke bottle wouldn&#8217;t you?<br \/>\n      <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Brian: <\/b><\/font>hmm<br \/>\n      <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Brian: <\/b><\/font>well<br \/>\n      <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Brian:<\/b><\/font> r u serious?<br \/>\n      <b><font color=\"#FF0000\">Kristine: <\/font><\/b>well yes<br \/>\n      <b><font color=\"#FF0000\">Kristine: <\/font><\/b>i just finished a coke<br \/>\n      <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Brian: <\/b><\/font>if you rinse it out extremely<br \/>\n      well<br \/>\n      <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Brian:<\/b><\/font> keeping in mind that the bathroom<br \/>\n      is a VERY contaminated place<br \/>\n      <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Brian: <\/b><\/font>and all surfaces could be potentially<br \/>\n      full of germs<br \/>\n      <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Brian:<\/b><\/font> and be very careful in washing<br \/>\n      your hands before rinsing the coke bottle<br \/>\n      <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Brian:<\/b><\/font> being very careful not to touch<br \/>\n      the lid of the coke bottle on the spicket or any other surface<br \/>\n      <b><font color=\"#0000FF\">Brian: <\/font><\/b>or better yet if you have access<br \/>\n      to a sink outside of the bathroom<br \/>\n      <b><font color=\"#0000FF\">Brian:<\/font><\/b> you could rinse out the coke<br \/>\n      bottle there<br \/>\n      <b><font color=\"#0000FF\">Brian: <\/font><\/b>again assuming that everything<br \/>\n      (including the knobs to turn\/off the water) are highly contaminated<br \/>\n      <b><font color=\"#0000FF\">Brian: <\/font><\/b>if all these precautions are<br \/>\n      in place, i would be OK with milk in coke bottle<br \/>\n      <font color=\"#FF0000\"><b>Kristine:<\/b><\/font> April&#8217;s and I are laughing&#8230;<br \/>\n      but I&#8217;m hapy to tell you that I use the kitchen sink<br \/>\n      <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Brian:<\/b> <\/font>i&#8217;m glad i could lighten up the<br \/>\n      afternoon, but you need to exercise due precaution when handling our baby&#8217;s<br \/>\n      milk<br \/>\n      <font color=\"#FF0000\"><b>Kristine: <\/b><\/font>which is so much less contaminated<br \/>\n      <b><font color=\"#0000FF\">Brian: <\/font><\/b>BUT you should assume that it<br \/>\n      <em>could<\/em> be contaminated by someone with SARS or the flu or maybe<br \/>\n      just a cold<br \/>\n      <font color=\"#FF0000\"><b>Kristine: <\/b><\/font>lol<br \/>\n      <b><font color=\"#FF0000\">Kristine: <\/font><\/b>ok, will do<br \/>\n      <b><font color=\"#FF0000\">Kristine:<\/font><\/b> going to wash out my bottle<br \/>\n      and transfer the milk<br \/>\n      <b><font color=\"#0000FF\">Brian:<\/font><\/b> ok, proceed with caution\n<\/td>\n<tr><\/table>\n<p><a href=\"\/photos\/family\/apod\/day053-bouncyfun.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/photos\/family\/apod\/day053-bouncyfun-sm.jpg\" height=150 width=200 border=1 hspace=5 vspace=5 align=right><\/a>(To break up the reading, here&#8217;s another glimpse of my smiley girl in her bouncy seat.  She prefers to use her hands on the toys instead of kicking at them, so she&#8217;s learned to slouch way down until she can reach them.  She&#8217;ll sit here as Brian&#8217;s working at his computer on his almost-complete dissertation.<\/p>\n<p>Then a funny conversation with my sister, Kat, just as I&#8217;m leaving to pump:<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n    <Td bgcolor=\"#FFFFCC\" bordercolor=\"#666666\"> <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Kat:<\/b><\/font><br \/>\n      hi sister<br \/>\n      <font color=\"#FF0000\"><b>Kristine:<\/b><\/font> i gotta go <br \/>\n      <font color=\"#FF0000\"><b>Kristine:<\/b><\/font> sorry!<br \/>\n      <b><font color=\"#FF0000\">Kristine<\/font><\/b>: i need to pump &#8211; i&#8217;m leaking<br \/>\n      <br \/>\n      <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Kat:<\/b><\/font> sick <br \/>\n      <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Kat:<\/b><\/font> bye <br \/>\n      <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Kat<\/b><\/font>: too much information <br \/>\n      <font color=\"#FF0000\"><b>Kristine: <\/b><\/font>one day you&#8217;ll understand<br \/>\n      <br \/>\n      <font color=\"#FF0000\"><b>Kristine:<\/b><\/font> it&#8217;s kind of funny <br \/>\n      <font color=\"#0000FF\"><b>Kat:<\/b><\/font> i&#8217;d rather you don&#8217;t explain it<br \/>\n      now <br \/>\n      <font color=\"#FF0000\"><b>Kristine:<\/b><\/font> paired with the fact that<br \/>\n      Analise threw up on me as we were leaving the house, and i didn&#8217;t have a<br \/>\n      clean shirt, so i just washed it off and wore it backwards <br \/>\n      <font color=\"#FF0000\"><b>Kristine:<\/b><\/font> I&#8217;m a mom now, what can I<br \/>\n      say? <br \/>\n      <font color=\"#FF0000\"><b>Kristine:<\/b><\/font> One day you&#8217;ll appreciate<br \/>\n      my honesty! <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nSo there you have it!  Real life with the Toone family!  No boredom here &#8211; we wouldn&#8217;t want it any other way!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read on only if you want a glimpse of &#8220;real life&#8221; as a working\/pumping mom:) Before I dive into the adventure, here&#8217;s a glimpse of Analise &#8220;Puppy&#8221; Toone on her belly. She&#8217;s now rolling over and she&#8217;s pretty pleased with her new talent! 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