{"id":84,"date":"2005-07-28T21:49:33","date_gmt":"2005-07-29T02:49:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.toonesalive.com\/blog\/family\/?p=84"},"modified":"2005-07-28T21:49:33","modified_gmt":"2005-07-29T02:49:33","slug":"Jail!","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.toonesalive.com\/blog\/family\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"Jail!"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p><center class=\"indent\"><br \/>\n  <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/photos\/family\/jailtime.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p class=\"indent\">\n  Analise spends some time in jail. We&#8217;ve got our own builtin timeout place now &#8212; unfortunately, Analise was having so much fun in jail (despite the sad look in this picture) she cried when I took her out! I don&#8217;t think &#8220;jail&#8221; is going to work as a disciplinary thing! \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Analise spends some time in jail. We&#8217;ve got our own builtin timeout place now &#8212; unfortunately, Analise was having so much fun in jail (despite the sad look in this picture) she cried when I took her out! I don&#8217;t think &#8220;jail&#8221; is going to work as a disciplinary thing! \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/skzLf-Jail!","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.toonesalive.com\/blog\/family\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.toonesalive.com\/blog\/family\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.toonesalive.com\/blog\/family\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.toonesalive.com\/blog\/family\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.toonesalive.com\/blog\/family\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.toonesalive.com\/blog\/family\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.toonesalive.com\/blog\/family\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.toonesalive.com\/blog\/family\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.toonesalive.com\/blog\/family\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}